Littering Is Still Bad!!!
June 27, 2013
Let’s go for a hike, in the woods, down the trail, by the river. We’ll take a camera to take pictures of nature; maybe we’ll see some wildlife! I’d like to personally thank everyone who contributed in taking this sweet, simple idea and f***ing it up. A hearty thanks for all the broken beer bottles and discarded diapers. (Nothing says family fun like alcohol and children at riverside).
Oh and a special thanks to whomever had the hotdogs with relish and mustard then left all the containers behind. Can’t forget to mention the geniuses who left not one but two bonfires still burning. (Why bother cleaning up when we can just burn it all down?)
Thanks to all of you who can’t pick-up after yourselves, who have no respect for nature or others who may want to share it. For those who believe a good time means when you leave, you leave stuff behind- thanks!
Thank you for providing me with a photo-op for this article.
Thank you for reminding me that people suck!
And mostly, thank you for continuing to prove how stupid you are!
Please don’t litter it ruins the world for the rest of us...and makes you an a**hole!
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