Classy or Sassy

January 19, 2012

Are you classy or sassy? Oops, sorry guys, wasn’t talking to you, so grab a beer and find a game on TV because this one is for the ladies. Of course, if you want to learn anything about women you might want to follow along, this could enlighten you... and some of you could use all the enlightenment you can get.

Now ladies, grab your makeup bag we’re going to check out your lipstick. By the way, did you know experts say your personality can be determined by the shape of the top of your lipstick? For instance, if your lipstick has a flat top you’re supposed to have high morals and love a challenge. Trust me I know high morals are a challenge, but my lipstick doesn’t have a flat top. At least not until it’s almost gone.

Dickens, now I’m confused. Does that mean my morals don’t go up until my lipstick wears down? Hmm...let me get back to you.

At any rate, experts also say if you’re inquisitive, adventurous, make friends easily and would make a great detective then your flat top lipstick would also be concave. Gee, I’ve always wanted to be a detective but it’s just not reflected on my lipstick. I’m stumped, are you?

Well, hang on ladies because there’s more. In fact, there were eight different personality profiles on the website I researched. Another was if you’re lipstick has a smooth, rounded tip you’re supposed to be even tempered, likable and generous. My mom’s lipstick is round on top and she’s very likable.

On the other hand, if you’re creative, talkative and enthusiastic then your lipstick should look like mine...sharp angle with a curved tip. Yep, that’s me alright, sharp and curvy. Um...I meant...uh...changing the subject now...

Hey, let’s talk about our other favorite thing, jewelry. Does your personality resemble the bling you wear? Are you: looks real but really a cheap imitation; it’s-all-about-me big n’ flashy; less is more or classic and timeless?

In other words, if ‘subtle’ isn’t in your vocabulary you probably wear every eye-popping sparkler you own because you feel hopelessly naked without all of it? Of course, if your goal is to be noticed by space craft I’d say you have a good chance. Plus, you’re probably a little sassy, too. Aren’t you?

However, if you are familiar with the term subtle you might only wear one-of-a-kind pieces that quietly attract attention. Because secretly you know you want it. Attention, I meant. Just don’t confuse looking classy with wearing cheap imitation jewelry ladies. Nothing says, “I’m cheap” like green bands around your fingers or neck.

Gentlemen, if you’ve made it this far I hope you learned something about your main squeeze or women in general. I know I learned I need about four different tubes of lipstick. By the way, does anyone know how to get green off my finger?

Can you imagine...if there really is something to lipstick personality?

Smile, it’s all about you today!

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